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CREATING A MOTHER OF A TIME LORD

When God made mothers, He was working 'overtime' on the 6th day.

An angel of the Lord came and said softly: "Lord, Lord many nian time spent to create the 'mother' is?"

And the Lord answered quietly: "Do not you see the details of that to be done? This mother should be made of materials that are washable but not plastic. Should consist of 200 parts supple, limp, and not quickly accomplished. He should be able to live off a little strong tea and food potluck .. Having ears wide to accommodate grievances, have a kiss that can cure a sprained foot, the tongue is sweet to glue the broken hearts and six pairs of hands! "

The angel shook her head, "Six pairs of hands ...?"

"Of course! Not hands but the hands that serve troublesome here and there, set everything better .... ", replied the Lord.

"Also, the three pairs of eyes that must have a mother."

"How is the model?" Angel getting surprised.

The Lord nodded: "A pair that sees through the 'door' is closed and asks 'What are you doing in there?' When those eyes already know the answer. The second pair of eyes should be placed at the back of his head, so that he can look back without looking. That is, he can see exactly what he should not see. And the third pair of eyes to look at a child gently admitted his mistake. Eyes must be able to talk! Eyes that should say 'I understand and I love you!' Though not pronounced a word .. "

"God," the angel said again, "rest!"

"I can not! I've almost finished. He should be able to heal itself when he was sick. He must be able to feed six people with one and a half ounces of meat. He also had ordered his 9 year old boy was bathing at the time did not want to shower.

"Finally, the angels keep turning slowly maternal sample. "Too soft!" He commented.

"But strong," said the Lord excitedly. "You can imagine what he could bear, bear and suffer!"

"Can it think?" Said the angel again.

"He was not only able to think, but it can give ideas, ideas and compromise," said the Creator.

Finally the angel touched something in cheek: "Uh, there's a leak in here!"

"That's not a leak," the Lord said, "It's a tear."

"Why the tears?" Asked the angel again ..

The Lord replied, "Tears are a way for the mother to express joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, difficulties, and pride."

"God is an expert ...", the angel said quietly.

Tears of a mother is sometimes very difficult to express. Sometimes it is the tears of disappointment, sometimes tears of joy. Sometimes tears of anger, tears occasionally gust emotion or tears great pleasure. Mother's tears is a weakness as well as strength. With tears and prayers of a mother who did not drop out, we all grew up ...